An engineer walks into a bar and runs to the bartender. He says, “quick give me a beer or there’s going to be trouble.”
The bartender thinks, geez, I don’t want there to be any trouble, so he gives the guy a beer. The guy drinks it down. When he’s done with it, he looks at the bartender and says, “Better get me another beer or there’s going to be trouble.”
The bartender wonders what the heck is going on, but he gets the guy another beer. This repeats for another couple of beers. Finally, the bartender looks at him and says “Hey buddy, when are you going to pay for these beers?”
The engineer looks at him and says “OK, here comes the trouble.”
Joke provided by Charlie Sears when he was on the "Beers with Engineers" podcast. Click the image below to listen to the entire conversation.